moon knight headcanons:
they make you cry during a fight
note: once again, my personal headcanons. jake’s kinda sucks because i haven’t seen enough of his character 😭
i have a lot of inspiration to write for the moon boys, so if you have a specific scenario for a headcanon that you’d want to see, please comment or send it to my ask box
also… y’all interested in other oscar character headcanons..? like poe dameron, santiago garcia, jonathan levy, or even a mister miguel o’hara? let me know :)
steven
- steven hates arguing.
- but it happens from time to time.
- and he is absolutely wrecked the moment he sees those tears.
- “no-oh bloody hell-luv-“
- he immediately moves towards you, cupping your face, trying desperate to wipe the tears away.
- “darling, i’m sorry—i’m sorry—i never meant-“
- would definitely start crying as well, and pull you into a tight hug.
- he holds you close, patting your head, running his hands through your hair, “i’m sorry. for everything.”
- from that day forward, he did his absolute best to have calm conversations and to not argue because he could not bear to see you in such pain ever again.
marc
- now this man is very stubborn. very. he’s a master at arguing.
- he lies his way through anything if he can get away with it.
- but one night, he takes it too far.
- when he sees your tears, he is silent. unwavering.
- he knows he fucked up. just like he does everything, or so he thinks.
- it takes a few minutes for him to snap out of it before he moves towards you, slowly, cautiously.
- he then will open his arms for you, “c’mere.”
- marc will hold you close, whispering in your ear.
- “i’m sorry baby. i’m so sorry.”
- that’s how you will stay. just quiet. alone. together.
- marc cannot promise that he’ll stop arguing, it’s in his nature to bicker.
- but he can promise that he’ll never cross a line to where he brings you to tears ever again.
jake
- for a man with homicidal tendencies, he’s honestly a sweetheart.
- he shuts up the moment he sees you crying.
- begins mumbling in spanish, cursing himself before approaching you.
- jake isn’t a touchy feely type of guy, but he’ll take your hands in his, giving them a gentle squeeze.
- “lo siento, cariño. forgive me.”
- he immediately wants to forget about it, so he proposes to do something for you. make dinner for you, help out with chores, he’d do anything to see you smile after what he’d done.
- jake lockley may be a lot of things, but never does he want to be the man who you cry over.
Estie vomited inside his helmet and Lance could barely get out of his car,,, wtf is this race man
Alex couldn't get out of his car without help either
pirelli issuing pit stops because track temperatures make it so tyres might explode past a certain number of laps
fernando complaining about his seat burning and asking for water to be thrown at him
logan retiring due to dehydration
george taking his hands off the wheel just to get some air in
and we have 10 more years of THIS?
















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